Keeping it Real in the Most Fake Way Possible

Just a 20 year-old introvert trying to make his way downtown doing his best not to be awkward but failing just about every step of the way.
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As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you’re unconvinced that a particular plan of action I’ve decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is I collect your fucking head.

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Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed.

princesspornstar:

I look much better in my rounderbum jock tbh

machosniffer:

always worth the rebblog

machosniffer:

always worth the rebblog

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I miss everyone back home already

When the booty is calling you

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
You're gorgeous
zachagay zachagay Said:

Thank you!!!!