Keeping it Real in the Most Fake Way Possible

Just a 20 year-old introvert trying to make his way downtown doing his best not to be awkward but failing just about every step of the way.
Kik/Snapchat/Twitter/Instagram: whackyzachy

angrybagel:

*calls u* umm why didnt u like my selfie

(via breadmaakesyoufat)

weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

(via bottuhm)

surprisebitch:

sleeping-dogs-lie:

chadleymacguff:

me at my highschool reunion

me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day

me literally

(via supersaxman)

carmelinaxox:

this is how gay people communicate 

(via ninetween)

the-best-of-funny:

dekutree:

how do we get her to congress?

X

(via the-beast-howls-in-my-veins)

kinkydonuts:

Nicki Mirage

kinkydonuts:

Nicki Mirage

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gardenhenny:

kandschwar:

never forget

I C O N I C

(via homoseksual)

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