Keeping it Real in the Most Fake Way Possible

Just a 20 year-old introvert trying to make his way downtown doing his best not to be awkward but failing just about every step of the way.
Kik/Snapchat/Twitter/Instagram: whackyzachy
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thecutestgay:

electricband:

I’m still laughing at this

Girl, I can see yo lace.

(via thebionicdoll)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
I was goign through your tagged me. Its in there
zachagay zachagay Said:

K well maybe I was exaggerating a lil if I said that. Like a a half inch or so.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Are you really 8 inches..?
zachagay zachagay Said:

Um when did I say I was 8 inches?

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

(via packinpennies)

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

(via 7yearsofbadluckdating)

faggiecromwell:

Sending ugly snapchats to cute boys is my hobby.

azuzurill:

These shorts make my legs look longer

(via onlycaliforniaking)

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the-jing:

Me on Tumblr

(via dr-henry-killinger-jr)

orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

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