Keeping it Real in the Most Fake Way Possible

Just a 20 year-old introvert trying to make his way downtown doing his best not to be awkward but failing just about every step of the way.
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Asker Anonymous Asks:
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zachagay zachagay Said:

24. Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot

I don’t know that’s tough I can’t really think of a good one right now.

27. Talk about your favorite part of someone else’s body.

That’s a hard one too I don’t really know haha.

38. Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.

"Sweet Talk" by Jessie Ware, "Nothing Feels Like You" by Little Mix, and "The Story" by Brandi Carlisle remind me of Zach. 

Asker Anonymous Asks:
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zachagay zachagay Said:

1. Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.

Ooh I really like this question. Okay so my favorite movie is Rear Window and it was an older movie so when my dad first told me about it was when I was ten and I had like no interest in it because it was old but the plot seemed kind of interesting. So every morning before school he would play like twenty minutes of the movie. And at first I was really bored by it but after a while it really got me hooked and I used to hate going to school so it ended up being a good way for me to wake up because I knew I was going to watch that movie. Then when  I got older I watched Rear Window all the time and I just always thought it was the greatest movie ever. It’s just so brilliant on so many different levels.

3. Talk about the person you have had the most intense romantic feelings for

That would be Zach. I love him so much he means so much to me and we will always be there for each other even if we might not be together anymore. I have never met anyone who is so loving and caring to those around him. He’s very special to me.

  • 1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
  • 2: Talk about your first kiss.
  • 3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
  • 4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
  • 5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
  • 6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
  • 7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
  • 8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
  • 9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
  • 10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
  • 11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
  • 12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
  • 13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
  • 14: Talk about a vacation.
  • 15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
  • 16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
  • 17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
  • 18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
  • 19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
  • 20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
  • 21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
  • 22: Talk about your worst fear.
  • 23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
  • 24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
  • 25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
  • 26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
  • 27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
  • 28: Talk about your fetishes.
  • 29: Talk about what turns you on.
  • 30: Talk about what turns you off.
  • 31: Talk about what you think death is like.
  • 32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
  • 33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
  • 34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
  • 35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
  • 36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
  • 37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
  • 38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
  • 39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
  • 40: Talk about the end of something in your life.
Asker Anonymous Asks:
How big is your penis?
zachagay zachagay Said:

Nooooo

Asker Anonymous Asks:
wanna foot rub? im in the mood to rub
zachagay zachagay Said:

Ummmm I’m good. Plus I got nasty feet

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a life changing 22 seconds

the white girl at the end tho haha

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
I'm sorry people are rude. I will beat them up, but only after i make you feel better by making out with you.
zachagay zachagay Said:

Haha oh my well okay then :)